Body's electrical current

[MichaelXY]

It is simple. You have a highly negative charge in your body. This create a potential difference between you and your talkie. You are probably wearing shoes with a sole of a low dielectric constant, thus creating a circuit from you to the ground. In essense your body is acting like a proton collector. The solution is to purchase a shoe with a sole of higher dielectric constant. Might I suggest a good pair of Ferragamo's.

[weasel]

Thank you MichaelXY, I will buy my self a pair and see if it works. Buying the battreies is bad enough, but trying to call in my count number can be HE-Double-Q-Sticks. Not only that , but would be nice to be able to call for help, if one of my young ladies decides to beat the stuffings out of another one. I work with youth who are sent by the court to "think again". I have never been attacked, but at the age of 57, I am called grandma, and I think that puts me off limits.

[GXCori]

Ok,

Firstly, being techie...I ALWAYS ground myself or attempt to when I'm working with electrical things. And I think the things that are most frustrating to myself and ALL that are here is that we're telling you something is not right with our bodies. Point blank. We're touching things and things are happening..it's that simple. Why it has to be that it's our clothing or shoes or carpet (and might I add, I AM very into science and my first thoughts are to check the easiest thing first..same way computers work in fact) is beyond me. I know certain fabric tend to store and conduct electricity (Nylon is one). I know that wearing rubber shoes is supposed to ground you and when working with or touching electrical items you should wear things like cotton and no jewelry.

What I'm telling you is, this happens..sometimes just stepping out of the bathtub walking on a tiled floor with a cotton towel. There is no rhyme or reason other than it just happens and I and I'm guessing others here don't know why.

To tell people to visit paranormal sites (and I've always hated that term because in 1818 if we'd told people they would be able to talk on a wireless device to someone half way around the world they'd have though it was paranormal..I think most things that are out of the ordinary isn't paranormal, it's science we haven't yet learned to understand) how about we not deem all of us as a bunch crazy hick wierdos and try to think of a way to test these things. Now mind you it's not life threatening so of course there is no rush to get it done. BUT really, if doctors took the stance of not believing a patient was sick, just because he or she didn't know how to prove it at the time, half of us would be dead by now just from plain ignorance.

As for my house, I have moved a LOT in the course of life..and again, it happens everywhere I go. I can't blame my shoes because I have tons of shoes and my feet have grown and changed over the years and it happens no matter WHAT shoes I'm wearing. The only difference between it happening now and when I'm a little girl is I can feel it now and am learning not to touch things at that moment. And trust me I live with the biggest sceptic in the world and even he had to conceed that something was not right when he watched me blew the diningroom light, walk five feet, blow the den light and then the one in the bathroom, cotton clothes, no jewelry, tiled floor and no I had not just brushed my hair or anything of the sort. If he can say..something is not right with you, don't touch any more light blubs when you're feeling like this..so can some of you..instead of alluding to us all being crazy..or malnourshed or over nourished.

GXCori, you should always ground yourself when working on computers.

As far as the rest of you are concerned, YOU'RE FREAKS. No, just kidding. The majority of the things you're mentioning can be explained by static electricity. The insulation in your house, the types of clothes you wear, the types of shoes you wear, your carpet and furniture, the electrical wiring of your house, can all influence the static charge of electricity around your body.
This electricity isn't coming from nowhere.
It's possible that iron content and pH in your body are slightly skewed, adding to the effect as well. Does the geology of your area have high concentrations of iron, copper, or other conductive metals?
Electromagnetic fields of everything you touch will alter your static charge.

I'd suggest a couple of simple things
a) having the wiring of your house checked
b) using a different fabric softener
c) wearing some shoes that will allow some transference of charge.

Other than that, I'd suggest taking a close look at your daily life, and what surfaces your body is coming in contact with (primarily your bed, furniture, and clothing).